Another Reason For Women To Encourage Their Men To Ride

Good news boys and girls! In an article posted at PR Newswire, patent-granted author Randall Dale Chipkar syas,”Based upon limited information one cannot conclude motorcycle seats as causation for impotence.” Furthermore,he goes on to say about the 2005 Japan Impotence Study,”Bicycling or hard scooter seats on rough roads are much more rigorous on the groin rather than modern day cruising seats. Not to mention motorcycle rubber-mounted engines, sophisticated suspensions, smooth asphalt and contoured padded seats.
No wonder I grimmace when I see a man in spandex on his pedal machine. The reaction probably comes from some deep rooted primal trait that grunts ‘procreation is immortality’.

And, get this, Chipkar says that riding may act like porn (as if I didn’t already know that, well…okay I didn’t know the science behind it, but in the heat of the moment science is the last thing I’m slobberin’ over).

Subtle groin vibrations increase blood flow and are actually stimulating not debilitating on our tissues. Regular motorcycle seat vibration is not going to damage penile nerves

Keeping all this in mind ladies, let your man ride. Better yet, ride with him. There’s always a glade full of daisies and heather that needs some structural damage.

Winter sucks.

~ by drifter0658 on February 3, 2009.

3 Responses to “Another Reason For Women To Encourage Their Men To Ride”

  1. I kinda figured that was a bunch of hooey…cuz I’ve known some gray hair bikers, who could put Viagra (SP) to shame!
    Well now that settles it…I’m glad you guys won’t have to think about ED every time you throw your leg over the saddle!
    Congratulations gentlemen…you’re free to ride again!

  2. I wonder how much they pay for studies like that. Though, from the number of women I hear say they won’t ride with their men, I figure they must not know that vigorous riding can lead to…well…vigorous riding.

  3. MARGO

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