Don’t Bogart The Joint; I Wanna Excel Too!

Talk about confused. I had to put my bong down when I started to digest the latest story about that dude who won all those gold somethin’ or anothers over at that one place. Where was that? oh well…..

Michael Phelps’ picture is no doubt burned in your recent memory by now, unless of course the ‘Know All’ researchers are right and your short term memory is fried like an earthworm on an Florida highway in August. If your short term memory IS cooked, cool….this will all be news to you, if not……sorry.

Everything we’ve been told about marijuana use has included the ‘lazy’ effect. The ‘I can’t get off the couch or really don’t want to’ effect. Man, if this is true…That swimmer dude is either a god, an alien or on some killer ‘roids.

Jesus, if it ain’t ‘roids, think it through. We have a nation full of monsters just waiting to be unleashed. According to the National Institute of Drug Abuse(NIDA), America is wrought with potential superstars and should be piling up the Gold Medals at an alarming rate:

In the 1970s, the baby boom generation was coming of age, and its drug of choice was marijuana. By 1979, more than 60 percent of 12th-graders had tried marijuana at least once in their lives.

To top it all off, Swimmer Dude has been suspeneded from the USA Swim team. Did they figure out that marijuana is a performance enhancing drug after all? I mean, man, like the “cotton mouth” can be tremendous. Did Swimmer Dude spark enough to make him crave so much water that he was driven to swim fast enough to attempt to quench his thirst with all the water in the pool?

In fact, I should be taking my 850lb. motorcycle and riding it to cool places days away from home. WOW!. Or, maybe I shouldn’t be on the couch and I should be trying to learn new things like SEO. Far Out! The possibilities are endless! Wait…..maybe that’s the bubbling noise talking to me again.

~ by drifter0658 on February 6, 2009.